razzleberry with a vengeance
well that’s just redundant, doubleberries are pretty sour anyway
why
why would you even do this
you just added an extra syllable to an existing fruit to make it STUPID
no commentary on this one, i’m just drawing a total fucken blank
oh, have we somehow synthesized the taste of livestock into berries now?
i have no idea what XYLITOL is but its presence has guaranteed that i’m never touching this stuff
it’s not limited to edibles, either.
and of course we can’t forget booberry.
wow, i never really noticed this before. i can’t really tell if Boo is stoned or just completely miserable about this mascot gig. c’mon, little dude, you’re on camera. at least try to pretend you don’t hate your life.
err, afterlife.
another wildberry. did you know the doughboy’s name is Poppin’ Fresh? also did you know, everything about him is fucking disturbing
“wildberry” seems to be the most common offender. i see this fucking everywhere
youthberry? i don’t even know what to say about this one
this one was pretty accurate, as it had about as much taste as the rain
unless you like live in a city with flavoured rain in which case you’re probably an oompa loompa
hey look, the vineyard is almost my web handle
i think willy wonka was probably the first guy to pull this crap
snozzberries taste like snozzberries and all that
