fuckberries
i have no idea what XYLITOL is but its presence has guaranteed that i’m never touching this stuff

i have no idea what XYLITOL is but its presence has guaranteed that i’m never touching this stuff

that sounds like some kind of fucking pirate innuendo
“yarr, baby, why don’t ye come here and pucker me berry?”

that sounds like some kind of fucking pirate innuendo

“yarr, baby, why don’t ye come here and pucker me berry?”