razzleberry with a vengeance

fucking italians

well that’s just redundant, doubleberries are pretty sour anyway

woah, déjà vu

why

why would you even do this

you just added an extra syllable to an existing fruit to make it STUPID

no commentary on this one, i’m just drawing a total fucken blank

oh, have we somehow synthesized the taste of livestock into berries now?

shouldn’t this taste like moonshine?

this… this is the worst thing i have ever fucking seen. why is the kool-aid man dressed like a cross between cyclops and flash fucking gordon, and what the hell is that thing, it looks like an extra fired from the set of Osmosis Jones 

right after i post this, i’m going to go climb onto a rooftop then spend six or seven minutes screaming at nothing in particular

picture credit goes to x-entertainment. thanks for ruining my fucking day

where is your god now

…wait, how can you even tell the difference between a wild bubbleberry and a domestic bubbleberry

…alienberry?

i hope that thing eats your fucking face off, toucan sam.

another fucking yumberry

fucking shoot me

i had someone try to tell me a dragonberry’s an actual thing

fuck no. the thing they’re talking about is called a lychee. and some random company decided to call their lychee-flavored thing “dragonberry”. it’s like if you arbitrarily decided to call apples “iFruit”.

besides this stuff doesn’t contain lychee. it’s strawberry and dragonfruit. so nyeh.