razzleberry with a vengeance
why would you even do this
you just added an extra syllable to an existing fruit to make it STUPID
this… this is the worst thing i have ever fucking seen. why is the kool-aid man dressed like a cross between cyclops and flash fucking gordon, and what the hell is that thing, it looks like an extra fired from the set of Osmosis Jones
right after i post this, i’m going to go climb onto a rooftop then spend six or seven minutes screaming at nothing in particular
picture credit goes to x-entertainment. thanks for ruining my fucking day
where is your god now
…wait, how can you even tell the difference between a wild bubbleberry and a domestic bubbleberry
i had someone try to tell me a dragonberry’s an actual thing
fuck no. the thing they’re talking about is called a lychee. and some random company decided to call their lychee-flavored thing “dragonberry”. it’s like if you arbitrarily decided to call apples “iFruit”.
besides this stuff doesn’t contain lychee. it’s strawberry and dragonfruit. so nyeh.