fuckberries
well that’s just redundant, doubleberries are pretty sour anyway

well that’s just redundant, doubleberries are pretty sour anyway

Posted 2 years ago
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Tagged: hubba bubba, bubble gum, sour double berry, doubleberry, chewing gum, gum, berry, berries, wtf, stupid, marketing, candy, complaining, whining, snarfblat, .
i have no idea what XYLITOL is but its presence has guaranteed that i’m never touching this stuff

i have no idea what XYLITOL is but its presence has guaranteed that i’m never touching this stuff

Posted 2 years ago
Tagged: Chewing gum, Passionberry, Passionberry twist, gum, berry, berries, trident, wtf, stupid, marketing, whining, xylitol, .
that sounds like some kind of fucking pirate innuendo “yarr, baby, why don’t ye come here and pucker me berry?”

that sounds like some kind of fucking pirate innuendo

“yarr, baby, why don’t ye come here and pucker me berry?”

Posted 2 years ago
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Tagged: berry, berries, pucker me berry, gum, candy, chewing gum, trident, wtf, stupid, marketing, snarfblat, .
i’m kind of curious about this one. “tea” is an awfully vague flavor

i’m kind of curious about this one. “tea” is an awfully vague flavor

Posted 2 years ago
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Tagged: gum, chewing gum, candy, teaberry, berry, berries, wtf, stupid, marketing, snarfblat, .