razzleberry with a vengeance

fucking italians

well that’s just redundant, doubleberries are pretty sour anyway

woah, déjà vu

why

why would you even do this

you just added an extra syllable to an existing fruit to make it STUPID

another fucking yumberry

fucking shoot me

i had someone try to tell me a dragonberry’s an actual thing

fuck no. the thing they’re talking about is called a lychee. and some random company decided to call their lychee-flavored thing “dragonberry”. it’s like if you arbitrarily decided to call apples “iFruit”.

besides this stuff doesn’t contain lychee. it’s strawberry and dragonfruit. so nyeh.

hello, wildberry, my old friend

it’s not limited to edibles, either.

and of course we can’t forget booberry.

wow, i never really noticed this before. i can’t really tell if Boo is stoned or just completely miserable about this mascot gig. c’mon, little dude, you’re on camera. at least try to pretend you don’t hate your life.

err, afterlife.

another wildberry. did you know the doughboy’s name is Poppin’ Fresh? also did you know, everything about him is fucking disturbing

“wildberry” seems to be the most common offender. i see this fucking everywhere

youthberry? i don’t even know what to say about this one

this stuff is nasty

…”water beverage”? wtf?