razzleberry with a vengeance
why would you even do this
you just added an extra syllable to an existing fruit to make it STUPID
i had someone try to tell me a dragonberry’s an actual thing
fuck no. the thing they’re talking about is called a lychee. and some random company decided to call their lychee-flavored thing “dragonberry”. it’s like if you arbitrarily decided to call apples “iFruit”.
besides this stuff doesn’t contain lychee. it’s strawberry and dragonfruit. so nyeh.
and of course we can’t forget booberry.
wow, i never really noticed this before. i can’t really tell if Boo is stoned or just completely miserable about this mascot gig. c’mon, little dude, you’re on camera. at least try to pretend you don’t hate your life.
another wildberry. did you know the doughboy’s name is Poppin’ Fresh? also did you know, everything about him is fucking disturbing