fuckberries
well that’s just redundant, doubleberries are pretty sour anyway

well that’s just redundant, doubleberries are pretty sour anyway

Posted 2 years ago
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Tagged: hubba bubba, bubble gum, sour double berry, doubleberry, chewing gum, gum, berry, berries, wtf, stupid, marketing, candy, complaining, whining, snarfblat, .
that sounds like some kind of fucking pirate innuendo “yarr, baby, why don’t ye come here and pucker me berry?”

that sounds like some kind of fucking pirate innuendo

“yarr, baby, why don’t ye come here and pucker me berry?”

Posted 2 years ago
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Tagged: berry, berries, pucker me berry, gum, candy, chewing gum, trident, wtf, stupid, marketing, snarfblat, .
i… they… wut

i… they… wut

Posted 2 years ago
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Tagged: double dare berry, gushers, fruit gushers, candy, fruit snacks, betty crocker, nasty, wtf, stupid, marketing, berry, berries, snarfblat, .
i’m kind of curious about this one. “tea” is an awfully vague flavor

i’m kind of curious about this one. “tea” is an awfully vague flavor

Posted 2 years ago
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Tagged: gum, chewing gum, candy, teaberry, berry, berries, wtf, stupid, marketing, snarfblat, .
i think willy wonka was probably the first guy to pull this crap snozzberries taste like snozzberries and all that

i think willy wonka was probably the first guy to pull this crap

snozzberries taste like snozzberries and all that

Posted 2 years ago
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Tagged: wonka, candy, sploshberries, berry, berries, wtf, humor, whining, .