razzleberry with a vengeance
well that’s just redundant, doubleberries are pretty sour anyway
why
why would you even do this
you just added an extra syllable to an existing fruit to make it STUPID
no commentary on this one, i’m just drawing a total fucken blank
oh, have we somehow synthesized the taste of livestock into berries now?
shouldn’t this taste like moonshine?
i have no idea what XYLITOL is but its presence has guaranteed that i’m never touching this stuff
this… this is the worst thing i have ever fucking seen. why is the kool-aid man dressed like a cross between cyclops and flash fucking gordon, and what the hell is that thing, it looks like an extra fired from the set of Osmosis Jones
right after i post this, i’m going to go climb onto a rooftop then spend six or seven minutes screaming at nothing in particular
picture credit goes to x-entertainment. thanks for ruining my fucking day
where is your god now
…wait, how can you even tell the difference between a wild bubbleberry and a domestic bubbleberry
…alienberry?
i hope that thing eats your fucking face off, toucan sam.
i can’t even go to a fucking ihop without this shit creeping up on me
