A blog dedicated to the destruction of the concept of “berries” by lazy marketing companies.Tumblr (3.0; @wtfberries)http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e3e8c9c701719ad927ea947af8e23e6/tumblr_ml7jzbpuxK1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/47885248944http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/47885248944Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:11:16 -0400Mcallister's Deli<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/953fc0db590373b3c75127a04ece851d/tumblr_ml4ukhEdeN1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>TGI Fuckdays</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/47768920747http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/47768920747Fri, 12 Apr 2013 04:06:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb2fc829e6ccc303d6fa092edc4d4505/tumblr_mkfpvvC1ev1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I thought I was out, but they dragged me back in.</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/46609724518http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/46609724518Fri, 29 Mar 2013 14:25:47 -0400Ffffffffffffffffffffff<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fn9xXXC41qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just when you thought it was safe.</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/18809457722http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/18809457722Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:17:57 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lub2bizMJJ1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/12476211234http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/12476211234Mon, 07 Nov 2011 14:33:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll2kfyBgQ21qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>razzleberry with a vengeance</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/5415102592http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/5415102592Thu, 12 May 2011 02:23:00 -0400razzleberryrazzleberry krunchcookiebiscotticookiesberryberrieswtfstupidcomplainingwhiningmarketingsnarfblat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lks3d3UENB1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>fucking italians</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/5244137253http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/5244137253Fri, 06 May 2011 10:39:00 -0400wild berrywildberryitalian sodaitaliansodaarcher farmsberryberrieswtfstupidcomplainingmarketingsnarfblat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkl60uZnmN1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/5140492207http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/5140492207Mon, 02 May 2011 16:53:17 -0400pearberrypear berrylotionberryberrieswtfstupidmarketingcomplainingsnarfblatbath &amp; body works<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk9i9wO8pH1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>well that’s just redundant, doubleberries are pretty sour anyway</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4955995675http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4955995675Tue, 26 Apr 2011 09:46:44 -0400hubba bubbabubble gumsour double berrydoubleberrychewing gumgumberryberrieswtfstupidmarketingcandycomplainingwhiningsnarfblat<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk0h3i0ROo1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>woah, déjà vu</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4809081236http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4809081236Thu, 21 Apr 2011 12:42:00 -0400berriesberrycomplainingmarketingsignsnarfblatstorestupidwildberrywtfincense<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljrhxkQ9as1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>why</p> <p>why would you even do this</p> <p>you just added an extra syllable to an existing fruit to make it STUPID</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4668260030http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4668260030Sat, 16 Apr 2011 16:22:31 -0400razzleberry teaiced teapeace teaberryberriesrazzleberryteawtfstupidmarketingwhiningcomplainingsnarfblat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnsc1H10F1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>no commentary on this one, i’m just drawing a total fucken blank</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4613459926http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4613459926Thu, 14 Apr 2011 16:16:49 -0400man-o-mango berrymango berrykool aiddrinkpowdered drinkberryberrieswtfstupidmarketingwhiningbitchingsnarfblat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhx5xeOUV1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>oh, have we somehow synthesized the taste of livestock into berries now?</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4528093286http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4528093286Mon, 11 Apr 2011 12:15:33 -0400bronco berryarby'ssauceberryberriescondimentswtfstupidmarketingwhiningsnarfblat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj8iwdptyU1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>shouldn’t this taste like moonshine?</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4390791134http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4390791134Wed, 06 Apr 2011 10:29:01 -0400kool aiddrinkpowdered drinkmountain berryberryberrieswtfstupidmarketingsnarfblat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj3pvmfXON1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i have no idea what XYLITOL is but its presence has guaranteed that i’m never touching this stuff</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4325737186http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4325737186Sun, 03 Apr 2011 20:11:00 -0400Chewing gumPassionberryPassionberry twistgumberryberriestridentwtfstupidmarketingwhiningxylitol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lixwez5Hi31qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this… this is the worst thing i have ever fucking seen. why is the kool-aid man dressed like a cross between cyclops and flash fucking gordon, and what the hell is that thing, it looks like an extra fired from the set of Osmosis Jones </p> <p>right after i post this, i’m going to go climb onto a rooftop then spend six or seven minutes screaming at nothing in particular</p> <p>picture credit goes to <a href="http://www.x-entertainment.com/kool-aid/reviews/incrediberry/index.php">x-entertainment</a>. thanks for ruining my fucking day</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4240508274http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4240508274Thu, 31 Mar 2011 16:47:00 -0400berriesberrydisgustingdisturbingwtfstupidmarketingincrediberrydrinkkool aidpowdered drinksnarfblat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li62cqfIOX1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>where is your god now</p> <p>…wait, how can you even tell the difference between a wild bubbleberry and a domestic bubbleberry</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4159265876http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4159265876Mon, 28 Mar 2011 10:00:07 -0400pop tartsspongebobSpongebob Squarepantsberryberriesbreakfastbubbleberrybubble berryfoodwtfstupidmarketinghumorpastriessnarfblat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li61xzhtDe1qh59clo1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>…alienberry?</p> <p>i hope that thing eats your fucking face off, toucan sam.</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4084276665http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4084276665Fri, 25 Mar 2011 10:00:07 -0400toucan samfroot loopsfruit loopsbreakfast cerealbreakfastcerealalienberryalien berryberryberrieswtfstupidmarketinghumorsnarfblat<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li60qasnAV1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i can’t even go to a fucking ihop without this shit creeping up on me</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4023846468http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/4023846468Tue, 22 Mar 2011 10:00:07 -0400ihopsplashberryi'm not actually sure what this ismenuberryberrieswtfstupidmarketinghumorbeveragedrink<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhfvjhtdcG1qh59clo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>another fucking yumberry</p> <p>fucking shoot me</p>http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/3959980332http://wtfberries.tumblr.com/post/3959980332Sat, 19 Mar 2011 10:00:08 -0400yumberryteawulongoolongteaberryberrieswtfstupidmarketingcomplainingsnarfblat