fuckberries

Apr 13

Apr 12

TGI Fuckdays

TGI Fuckdays

Mar 29

I thought I was out, but they dragged me back in.

I thought I was out, but they dragged me back in.

Mar 05

Just when you thought it was safe.

Just when you thought it was safe.

Nov 07

May 12

razzleberry  with a vengeance

razzleberry with a vengeance

May 06

fucking italians

fucking italians

May 02

Apr 26

well that’s just redundant, doubleberries are pretty sour anyway

well that’s just redundant, doubleberries are pretty sour anyway

Apr 21

woah, déjà vu

woah, déjà vu

Apr 16

why

why would you even do this

you just added an extra syllable to an existing fruit to make it STUPID

why

why would you even do this

you just added an extra syllable to an existing fruit to make it STUPID

Apr 14

no commentary on this one, i’m just drawing a total fucken blank

no commentary on this one, i’m just drawing a total fucken blank

Apr 11

oh, have we somehow synthesized the taste of livestock into berries now?

oh, have we somehow synthesized the taste of livestock into berries now?

Apr 06

shouldn’t this taste like moonshine?

shouldn’t this taste like moonshine?

Apr 03

i have no idea what XYLITOL is but its presence has guaranteed that i’m never touching this stuff

i have no idea what XYLITOL is but its presence has guaranteed that i’m never touching this stuff