I thought I was out, but they dragged me back in.
Just when you thought it was safe.
razzleberry with a vengeance
well that’s just redundant, doubleberries are pretty sour anyway
why would you even do this
you just added an extra syllable to an existing fruit to make it STUPID
no commentary on this one, i’m just drawing a total fucken blank
oh, have we somehow synthesized the taste of livestock into berries now?
shouldn’t this taste like moonshine?
i have no idea what XYLITOL is but its presence has guaranteed that i’m never touching this stuff